Church Members Say The Darndest Things

I’m blessed with the craziest set of people that say or do the darndest things ever. Whilst taking a walk , we were accosted by a group of evangelists who handed invitational handbills and were trying to convince us about the importance of the program and why we should attend when this happened :

Eden : Is this supposed to be Adonai? (Point to a word on the pamphlet) 

Church member : Yes it is

Eden : But it’s spelt as Adonia

Church member : Ermm, I think twas an error

Eden : Exactly why I wouldn’t come to your program

Church member: Ahan sister why

Eden : Because there would be an error in the miracle

Church member :

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Me : I’m sorry she didn’t mean that 

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